Undecided Voters

A special election day posting...tune in Thursday when the wave gets its comeuppance.

Yesterday, CNN estimated that as many as 5% of American voters may not have made up their minds about who to vote for: Barack Obama or John McCain.

One of the most exciting/inspiring things about this election has been Obama's ability to appeal to first-time or historically non-Democratic voters. But seriously...one day to go and you are still not sure? Obama. McCain. Obama. McCain. This is not tomayto tomahto, people. And we will certainly not be calling the whole thing off.

What are you "undecideds" waiting for? For someone to de-mask Obama Scooby-Doo style and reveal that he is actually Bill Clinton (or Hillary?)? For Ashton Kutcher to interrupt a McCain/Palin rally with Joe Lieberman and announce that the Republican party did not foist a gun-toting, evolution-non-believing, public-high-school-sized-town-governing woman upon him as a running mate...but that he had been punk'd? I would very much like to know what piece of information could possibly change your mind at this point!

Actually, I know who you are. You are that person who gets to the front of a 10-minute line at Subway, goes "uhhhh..." and then proceeds to select each topping with a pace suggesting that this is the first sandwich you have ever consumed in your human life. That person drives me bazooka bonkers. And so do you, undecided voter.